Pregnancy Dos and Don'ts

Don't Think You're Just Gaining Weight . . .

At first being pregnant you have the nice sexy surprise of sporting larger breasts, but after 4 months, EVERYTHING starts to get large! 

 

 Baby Music

Unless you want a deaf baby or a radical punk rocker, avoid blasting the speakers

Food Craving

Omg. . . Even though we're not pregnant, we're feeling nauseous. Who eats monkey brains unless you're a money brain yourself? 

 

 Having A Good Time?

Before you start doing hip-hop, think. . . do you really want to put baby through a washing machine cycle?

 

 Pregnancy Exercise

You're not training to compete in the Olympics, although it may feel that way. Avoid killing yourself or baby. Your gold medal comes when baby arrives!

 

 The Big 'Delivery Day'

Dad's get nervous, consider doing a few "test driving runs" before the big day?